Novelty Food

 A tin of Hello Kitty pasta shapes in a 'tomato based sauce'. As yet unopened (working up the courage) but expect a visual report of the contents when I finally crack it open. It's rather encouraging that this helps make up 'one of (my) five a day'.

Chocolate boobs from Brussels, with a red pompom and nipple tassles, filled with marshmallow-y cream. What else can I say?